Friday, January 6, 2012

Are You A Real Vampire?

I drink synthetic blood. 2 parts A- and one part B+. My best friend is a werewolf and on weekends I screw unicorns while Santa videotapes it and beats off in the corner.
Posted by Liza Gear at 2:18 AM

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